First Corinthians 4:21 What do you wish? Shall I come to you with a rod, or with love in a spirit of gentleness?
First Corinthians 10:32 Give no offense to Jews or to Greeks or to the church of God.
Galatians 6:1 Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual should restore him in a spirit of gentleness. Look to yourself, lest you too be tempted.
Colossians 4:6 Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer every one.
James 4:12 There is one Lawgiver and Judge, He who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you that you judge your neighbor?
Second Peter 2:11 .....whereas angels, though greater in might and power, do not pronounce a reviling judgment upon them before the Lord.
Jude 1:9 But when the archangel Michael, contending with the devil, disputed about the body of Moses, he did not presume to pronounce a reviling judgment upon him, but said, "The Lord rebuke you."
Previously-referred-to censors might have bypassed getting into all this because of their biased and prejudicial application of:
Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for edifying, as fits the occasion, that it may impart grace to those who hear.
Ephesians 5:4 Let there be no filthiness, nor silly talk, nor levity, which are not fitting; but instead let there be thanksgiving.
However, it is not in everyone's best interest to mis-think that self-righteous? prudes have never heard "vulgar" words before, and if they have, have nevertheless deliberately chosen to live on the same planet and work in the same office with those who use such words.
Perhaps such "prudes?" are also fervently engaged in noble crusade against new perverted meanings of "gay" (concerning homoeffeminate and homosodomy same-gender lust...usurping the previous meaning of being yippie-skippie carefree), "choice" (satanspeak for non-baby-nor-woman's-health, non-reproductive/extinction-directed, mom-and-baby-bodies mangling by committing [both the crime and sin] of (and not "performing") abortion-homicide murder), "science" (an errant term applied to heretical propaganda of anti-young-creationist Big-Bang-baloney evolutionist mythology), and more.
At this point, we will forego expounding upon: "pussy" (a confusing term for a woman's front crotch area), "boobs" (a ridiculing term for women's breasts, resulting in abusive pressing to the point of incurring breast cancer), "shit" (a crude and disrespectful term for excrement), or even "ass" (when used as a derogatory term for buttocks).
But, in my defense against what some questionably consider overkill linguistics, I am in good company:
Ezekiel 23:20 [KJV & RSV?] (she) doted upon her paramours there, whose members were like those of asses, and whose issue was like that of horses.
Matthew 3:7 But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming for baptism, he said to them, "You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
12:34 You brood of vipers! how can you speak good, when you are evil? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
23:33 You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell?
Some presume that because the ancient age of the inception of THE 66-books canon of true Scripture (i.e. those autographic apostolic writings considered authentic "Scripture" by the Holy Spirit and His Divinely-inspired men which the genuine Christian-Church councils and individual saints have accumulatively agreed upon (not including cultic catholics at the Council of Trent who pseudo-canonized the apocryphal books, nor Book of Mormon, etc.)...the old writings are outdated and so no longer apply to us now in the 21st century and need to be revised and be brought up-to-date.
Such presumption is neither logical nor authorized by the Holy Spirit and his bonafide saints. For one thing, must the governmental civil law stating that we must drive on the right side of the road instead of the left, plus stop at red stoplights and proceed through on green, be newly revised every day since they were created? Obviously NOT, being that:
Ecclesiastes 10:2 A wise man's heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool's heart toward the left.
No wonder some conservative talkshow hosts laud those on "the right," but deplore those on "the left." Such goes beyond "conservatives" who don't like to rock the boat nor try anything new, contrasted with "liberals" who are avant-garde and like to try new things and new ways to do things.
Some of my precious readers browsing over this might question still might be wondering why I resort to the above-titled seemingly-misspelled verbiage, being that they are familiar with my pro-Bible musings and know that:
John 7:24 Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment."
So why use the VERY-non-complimentary word: aashoel?
The quick and unabashed answer is: for pure shock value in trying to increase persuasiveness (the kind that gets ratings and popularity in the movie theaters, which many of my dear readers attend, in which they reluctantly are somewhat confined to lamentably endure aural and oral saturation with all sorts of truly-obscene expletives of repugnance.
However, the King James Version, American Standard Version, King James 21 Version, Darby Version, Jerusalem Bible Version, and probably others use the word ass instead of donkey, dunkey, or mule....and Obamination has not banned them (yet?).
Proverbs 24:21 My son, fear the LORD and the king, and do not disobey either of them;
22 for disaster from them will rise suddenly, and who knows the ruin that will come from them both?
23 These also are sayings of the wise. Partiality in judging is not good.
24 He who says to the wicked, "You are innocent," will be cursed by peoples, abhorred by nations;
25 but those who rebuke the wicked will have delight, and a good blessing will be upon them.
27 Prepare your work outside, get everything ready for you in the field; and after that build your house.
28 Be not a witness against your neighbor without cause, and do not deceive with your lips.
Hopefully, government hierarchy will also not outlaw the KJV because of the word piss found within its rendition of II Kings 18:27 and Isaiah 36:12.
But, my main intention is to not elaborate on the subject of semantical variety and/or vulgarity of speech.
As you might have already suspected, the title of this piece cautiously refers to a certain beast and animal body part which applies euphemistically, metaphorically, symbolically, whatever....to human-being creeps and cruds who are considered such -- not simply by myself, but far more importantly, by the LORD Himself as indicated by choice references within His inspired writings, The HOLY BIBLE in previously-alluded-to English versions and more.
To wit, an "ass" (in modern-parlance meaning) is a donkey with the added characteristic of being a stupid and/or stubborn lifeform with four legs, and a "hole" means a bunghole or anus from which feces or dung exudes.
Who, then, does Holy Scripture infer are not merely genuine aashoels, but despicable aashoels at that? Who are friends of aashoels, university and college professors who are aashoels, voters who are aashoels, and aashoels who identify themselves as being so-called "progressive" (but actually digressive) newspaper-editorialist commentators, TV-new anchors and anchoresses, senators and representatives, "non"-profit/tax-exempt group leaders and participants and funding contributors, radio and TV talkshow hosts and the conspirators who call in to dialogue with them?
Are they only the vile scum of ELCA Lutheran, Presbyterian USA, United Methodist, ECUSA Episcopalian, United Church of Christ and similarly-religious pseudo-equal-with-men sexist feminist along with homogays and homogay facilitators who in effect rip the righteous heterosexuality-only clothes off the pure and holy baby-Jesus Christ and jam their dirty AIDS-infected penises down His sacred throat in their subversive defilement of forcing homogay clergy, same-gender "marriage," and homo-employment/benefits tolerance on everyone -- imposing a hideous misappropriation of morally-obedient-and-chaste grace into "let's-homosexually-sin-that-grace-may-abound" disruptive divisiveness?
Colossians 1:20 and through Him to reconcile to Himself all things [keeping in mind that there is and will be NO place for impenitent arrogantly-habitual homosexuals in the Kingdom of God, now or later], whether on earth or in heaven, making peace by the blood of His cross.
Isaiah 48:22 "There is no peace," says the LORD, "for the wicked."
57:21 There is no peace, says my God, for the wicked."
Ezekiel 13:10 Because, yes, because they have misled my people, saying, 'Peace,' when there is no peace; and because, when the people build a wall, these [media and clergy] prophets daub it with [revisionist-termed-deviltalk] whitewash....
Ephesians 5:5 Be sure of this, that no fornicator or impure man, or one who is covetous (that is, an idolater), has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
Revelation 22:15 Outside are the homoeffeminate/sodomite] dogs and sorcerers and fornicators and murderers and idolaters, and every one who loves and practices falsehood.
No, additional culprits among the damned-to-become goats are those who excuse the "oopsies" and "whoopsies" of incessant immoral (and not moral) infractions with an: it's-only-human" or "no-one's-perfect" or "everyone-makes-mistakes" flippancy, convincing themselves that "it's OK as long as I believe in Jesus as Lord, have a personal relationship with Him, and admit my sins to Him" ....while keep on doing the same accursed mistakes over and over as they mouth on and on with new and/or old mantras of liturgies, ingest eucharists, excuse themselves with a "faith not works" or pre-Trib-rapture escape mechanism, then simply try again to do the good works of doing better from then on, presuming that "Jesus paid it all" and will continue to keep on paying it all as they half-heartedly profess a tongue-in-cheek idols-not-forsaken desire to "deepen their personal relationship with Christ" -- but sort of frightened that that will be futile and end with failure after failure, leaving an inevitable immorally-messy track record behind them, until God finally gets fed up with them and lets them permanently incarcerate themselves in a casket and local cemetery.
I am now recollecting a couple of "conservative" talkshow hosts who come on FOX most evenings to interview indecently-hairstyled mopheaded women for whatever lurid motivations they do so. If they took their particular denominational brand of Christianity seriously, and pertinent contents thereof with reference to their Sacred Guidebook opposed to such televised partial porn, they would cease being vulgar donkey rectal openings (or "holes," if you prefer) pertaining to that particular thing.
At this point, it behooves yours truly to help in that regard with:
Numbers 5:18 And the priest shall set the [perhaps-adulterous] woman before the LORD, and unbind/loosen the hair of the [possibly-adulteress] woman's head....
Song of Solomon 7:5 Your head crowns you like Carmel, and YOUR flowing locks [of the king's bride, and no one else's to observe and get titillated by out in general public view] are like purple; a king is held captive in the tresses [of the woman who belongs only to him and not to others, which others would lewdly be sexually harassed and visually assaulted by her imposing her not-even-back-of-head-ponytailed mopheadedness in general public view to males she is not presently married to].
Romans 14:13 Then let us no more pass judgment on one another, but rather decide never to put a [mopheaded or sleevesless or slacksless or soxless-in-general-public-view] stumbling block or hindrance in the way of a brother.
15 If your brother is being injured by [your mopheaded hairstyles, naked-armed sleeveslessness, nude-legged slackslessness, and toes-exposed soxlessness], you are no longer walking in love. Do not let [your mis-dress and public-nuisance partly-indecent-conduct mis-attire] cause the ruin of one for whom Christ died.
First Corinthians 8:9 Only take care lest this liberty [to dress or mis-dress however you like in a free country] of yours somehow become a stumbling block to the [erotically hungry and] weak.
First Corinthians 11:14 Does not nature itself teach you that for a man to wear long hair is degrading to him,
15 but if a woman has long hair, it is her pride? For her hair is given to her for a covering.
16 If any one is intends to be contentious, we recognize no such custom [of allowing a woman to regard her loose long hair as adequate for a prayer covering or veil], nor do the churches of God.
First Timothy 2:9 (I would that women adorn themselves) modestly and sensibly in decent apparel....
Revelation 2:14 But I have a few things against you: you have some there who hold the teaching of Balaam, who taught Balak to put a [mopheaded-women-and-worse] stumbling block before the sons of Israel, that they might eat food sacrificed to idols and practice immorality.
Next down on the totem pole of aashoels are those who symbolize away into meaninglessness specific words within the overall-agreed-upon or authentic Text of The HOLY BIBLE.
For example, there are those despicable goofs who state the the word "day" in Genesis chapter 1 means everything or anything but a 24-hour period. To some of them, their false maxim of "A day with the Lord is a thousand years" is a slap in the face to a God they presume cannot count. Others state that the 'thousand years' mentioned in Revelation means anything or everything except a literal 1000 years, and/or state that the "tribulation for 10 days" mentioned in Revelation means anything or everything except 10 literal days. Some deceptive sneaks have already concocted pseudo-bible revisionist translations for greed and God-knows whatever other devious intents to reflect their asinine rejection of the precise numbers already existing in Holy Scripture from the start and down through the centuries and millennia.
Romans 10:3 For, being ignorant of the righteousness that comes from God, and seeking to establish their own, they did not submit to God's righteousness.
Second Corinthians 1:13 For we write you nothing but what you can read and understand; I hope you will understand fully,
Second Corinthians 4:2 We have renounced disgraceful, underhanded ways; we refuse to practice cunning or to tamper with God's word, but by the open statement of the truth we would commend ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.
Second Corinthians 11:3 But I am afraid that as the serpent deceived Eve by his cunning, your thoughts will be led astray from a sincere and pure devotion to Christ.
Ephesians 4:14 so that we may no longer be children, tossed to and fro and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the cunning of men, by their craftiness in deceitful wiles.
Second Peter 1:16 For we did not follow cleverly devised myths when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty.
First John 1:1 That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon and touched with our hands, concerning the word of life--
2 the life was made manifest, and we saw it, and testify to it, and proclaim to you the eternal life which was with the Father and was made manifest to us--
3 that which we have seen and heard we proclaim also to you, so that you may have fellowship with us; and our fellowship is with the Father and with his Son Jesus Christ.
First John 2:21 I write to you, not because you do not know the truth, but because you know it, and know that no lie is of the truth.
27 but the anointing which you received from Him abides in you, and you have no need that any one should teach you; as His anointing teaches you about everything, and is true, and is no lie, just as it has taught you, reside in Him.
Now on to aashoels who revile the religious right, the Christian right, Christian conservatives, Christian fundamentalists, etc:
Psalm 74:10 How long, God, is the foe to scoff? Is the enemy to revile Your name for ever?
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are you when men revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on My account.
Luke 6:22 Blessed are you when [demonic media-commentator] men [and women] hate you, and when they exclude you and revile you, and cast out your name as evil, on account of the Son of man!
Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all non-godliness and wickedness of [ACLU/AUSCS/PAW/SPLC/NOW/NARAL/Planned-Parentlessness/etc.] men (and women] who by their wickedness suppress the truth [like some morality-reversing heads-up-their-rectums federal judges do at times].
19 For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them.
20 Ever since the creation of the world His invisible nature, namely, His eternal power and deity, has been clearly perceived in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse;
21 for although they knew God they did not honor Him as God or give thanks to Him, but they became futile in their thinking and their senseless minds were darkened.
22 Claiming to be wise, they became fools....
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up to dishonorable passions. Their women exchanged natural relations for non-natural,
27 and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in their own persons the due penalty for their error [like AIDS, cancer, heart attacks, strokes, impotency and erectile dysfunctioning].
28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a base mind and to improper conduct.
29 They were filled with all manner of wickedness, evil, covetousness, malice. Full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malignity, they are gossips,
30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents,
31 foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless.
32 Though they know God's decree that those who do such things deserve to die, they not only do them but approve those who practice them.
First Peter 3:16 and keep your conscience clear, so that, when you are abused, those who revile your good behavior in Christ may be put to shame.
Second Peter 2:9 then the Lord knows how to rescue the godly from trial, and to keep the non-righteous under punishment until the day of judgment,
10 and especially those who indulge in the lust of defiling passion and despise authority. Bold and willful, they are not afraid to revile the glorious ones,
11 whereas angels, though greater in might and power, do not pronounce a reviling judgment upon them before the Lord.
12 But these, like irrational animals, creatures of instinct, born to be caught and killed, reviling in matters of which they are ignorant, will be destroyed in the same destruction with them,
13 suffering wrong for their wrongdoing. They count it pleasure to revel in the daytime.....
Jude 1:8 Yet in like manner these men in their dreamings defile the flesh, reject authority, and revile the glorious ones.
9 But when the archangel Michael, contending with the devil, disputed about the body of Moses, he did not presume to pronounce a reviling judgment upon him, but said, "The Lord rebuke you."
10 But these men revile whatever they do not understand, and by those things that they know by instinct as irrational animals do, they are destroyed.
WHAT irrational are referred to?
Suffice it to say that such destined-for-eternal-torture-in-fiery-outer-darkness revilers and most of their call-in patsies on AM 950, namely those of the Thom Hartmann show, Stephanie Miller show, Mike Malloy show, Ed Schultz show, along with such ludicrous and insidious defamers as modstly-hairstyled-but-lesbo-twit Rachel Maddow and belligerent-ogre Keith Olbermann on MSNBC, seriously-pro-homogay Anderson Cooper on CNN, Bill Mayer, Jon Stewart, Joyce Behar, Colbert, Winfrey, and others of their ilk....are prime examples of bonafide aashoels.
I am not saying that Bill O'Reilly, Mike Gallagher, Michael Medved, Prager, especially quasi-nitwit Jason Lewis, and many of the Constitution Party so on...are perfect -- especially in their irresponsible insinuation of doing away with Social Security, food stamps, not raising the Minimum Wage, and raising the retirement age:
Deuteronomy 15:11 For the poor will never cease out of the land; therefore I command you, You shall open wide your [Social-Security-providing] hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in the land.
Job 5:15 But he saves the fatherless from their mouth, the needy from the hand of the [Social-Security-elimination-intending] mighty.
Psalm 140:12 I know that the LORD maintains the cause of the [forced-health-insurance-purchase Obamascare-besieged, two-new-feminists-on-the-High-Court] afflicted, and executes [Social-Security-monthly-checks] justice for the needy.
But, ALL things work together for good for those who love God, and conversely ALL things work together for bad against those who hate God, His Christian religion and laws, His religious-right saints, and their forever-removed-from-wickedness praise-God-forever destiny:
There is hope for those who inwardly want and like to do things God's way, and they are those who will eventually fly up to full and complete rectification, though they now are relentlessly duressed and surrounded by subversive devils lambasting them and their morally-and-politically-correct right-and-not-wrong wingedness.
Romans 8:28 We know that in everything God works for good with those who love Him, who are called according to His purpose.